But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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