i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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