i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Do vagina's smell?
only you would photoshop your dick
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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