Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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