Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
