I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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