Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
then he tried to convert me to islam
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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