She's JV to your varsity
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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