I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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