just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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