P.S. I can't hear my feet
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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