Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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