took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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