I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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