Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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