Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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