Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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