Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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