mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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