no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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