if you like me you must not know who I am
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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