I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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