Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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