HIV tests are more positive than that guy
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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