Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
