check it out our google latitudes are spooning
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have tasted many bathrooms
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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