So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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