Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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