I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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