Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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