My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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