yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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