Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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