she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
