physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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