She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That accounts for only three of the penises
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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