You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
tell me about the fingering
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