I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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