He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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