i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
