I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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