Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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