yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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