I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Edward fifth and chaser hands
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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