At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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