i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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