therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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