Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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