just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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