We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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