you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
