so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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