i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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