Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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