Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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