bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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