She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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